I have a confession to make concerning Trump lawyer Michael Cohen.
There's been a lot of buzz going around in the news lately. A lot of pretty damning shenanigans about this one and that one. And one thing is for certain, if you've had any association with a lawyer named Michael Cohen, you've probably done something questionable. Especially if money was involved, or even if you just had a casual conversation about the weather.
Well, I wanted to get out in front of any false accusations concerning my associations and questionable behavior. So here goes...
I went to high school with a guy named Michael Cowan. And that may not seem like much, but I don't want anyone getting the wrong idea. The guy was not Michael Cohen, but Michael Cowan. The guy seemed like a nice guy, at the time, but I didn't really associate with him. He ran more with the jock/prep crowd and I typically didn't do much associating with those types -- except where necessary during a school day. But like I said, he seemed like a nice guy, but I didn't really know him. Not well. Not really at all.
And I can't stress this enough.... his name was spelled Michael Cowan, not Michael Cohen. As best I can tell from pictures of this Michael Cohen in the media they are not the same person. I repeat NOT THE SAME PERSON.
To the best of my knowledge I have never met a man who spells his name Michael Cohen, but I did go to high school with a guy named Michael Cowan.
That's to do with associations... but concerning questionable behavior, well, I've done plenty of that let me tell ya.