In most places bad things come in threes, in Babylon they come in sevens. The Babylon Tales project, or Tales from Babylon, is the writing playground for author Nathan Weaver. Enter Babylon at your own risk.
(Buying Mafia III at Walmart today.)
CASHIER: Are you 17?
ME: No. (long, awkward pause) I'm 34. Does that still count? I'm twice the legal age to kill people in video games.
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