Longer than a 7 year itch

Every now and again I get this itch to become a stand-up comedian. It usually results in me trying to develop some material, and I usually end up being frustrated in the end. Here is one such piece...

Nathan Weaver
I was thinking... we Americans are pretty full of ourselves. I mean, what other country would dare have a magazine titled Self? I'm thinking I'll start a new magazine called Someone Else, and it will be filled with interviews of people you can't relate to and articles on topics that are irrelevant to you. So, it'll be like an adult reading a teen magazine.